Marty I'd beat that ass the next time I saw you.

love the blog, dude! i like that u r willing to keep fans involved. really makes it more personal when players on the team that i love reach out to the fans. keep making us laugh, brutha!

Marty...check out my fan blog if you have some free time on your hands. I am a die hard fan and I hope to see great things from you next season. Good luck and stay healhty!
www.defendingthestar.blogspot.com

Man, don't forget to load up the jalapeno peppers and chili sauce!!!

I would of told her i wasnt feeling well and then said iwas going to the bathroom.. Then i would have left, gotten me some drinks and returned to the girl i THOUGHT i was going out with.. Win win.

i like you on twitter, but cmon man...i want to know how my cowboys are doing!

MoneyShot would have hit it and quit it. All the ladies say to Money, "Hit me Baby one more time" But sorry Money has many stops to make on the MoneyShot tour. MoneyShot is "one chance jimmy" now thats Money!

But on a more seriOUs note. Mar"tell"us. You will fit right in with the "off topic" crowd. Bring it! Yo that was Hot!

Dude.

I must say.....Not a bad plan. What you could do is just go into a different movie and watch the whole thing. Nobody wants to see "Hes just not that into you" anyway. Then you could just come out and meet her in the lobby after pretending to be in the bathroom

Martellus Bennett welcome to the dallas morning news blog section. I am a die hard Dallas Cowboys fan since 1966. First, let me say that my most favorite player on the Dallas Cowboys is Jason Witten. I hope that one day you can match some of his production, scoring, attitude, desire,heart and intensity. It takes rookies which you were last year, alittle while to get to the postition of being a great player like Witten is to me.
I wish you all the success in the world and hope you can carry on the legacy of the tight ends that have played for the Cowboys like Billy Joe Dupree, Mike Dikta, Doug Cosbie, Jay Novachek and now Jason Witten. Just takes alot of hard work, dedication, and intensity to be one of the best like the former Cowboy TE's were.
joe cates alas cowboyjoe

Dude, Reach between your legs and find 'em. BEFORE you even walk into the movie tell her that she's not as cute as you remember her and you surely don't want to lead her on. Tell her it's better that we just see the movie as friends and then we can part company.
This way your upfront w/her AND you can have the nachos with all the jalapenos you want.

I would've manned up and sat through the movie, and at the end of the night just tell her sorry, I'm just not that into you. Who knows? Maybe HE wasn't as good looking as SHE remembers. Beer goggles work both ways, dude (sorry, not on the same pay scale here).

Feel bad for the girl, man. She didn't do anything wrong do deserve getting dissed like that. Hope your friend (and that this isn't the hypothetical "friend" when you mean yourself, right?) grows up sometime soon. Don't mess with Karma. She is a vengeful beeyotch.

Unrelated topic: what round do you think I should draft you this upcoming FFTBL season? I'm thinking I can have a steal in the 5th since you kinda flew under the radar last season and I expect some better numbers this year.

Maybe focus on your playbook and your work habits as much as you do all of this other garbage and you may turn out to be a good player. You have great talent but so does everyone else in the NFL. Take it seriously because you are headed down the wrong path if you keep screwing around.

JerryWorld is gonna be crazy... Have you been inside the stadium yet?

Calven Whatkins,

Your trippin' bro, Marty B is a classic character. He gets the job done just fine, the man only catches TD's (enough said)...Marty B isn't a player out in the streets getting into trouble, he's an entertainer...If you could follow every Cowboys player around all the time, I'm betting you would disaprove of all of their extracurricular actvities, except for Mr.Greg Ellis of course, lol...Lighten up man, your acting like a Bill Parcells!

I agree with Kyle, be a man and drop the childish games. Your "friend" should have gutted it out, watched the movie with her and then not pursued a relationship. In grown-up land, that's what real men do. Leaving her without an explanation may be the basis of a funny with the boys and blogland, but the time for childish behavior is over. What if that was your sister? Just be honest and tell her she is not as "hot" as she was when your "friend" was double fisting grey goose. Seems pretty simple to me.

word to the bird.

we own you this year.

Our win. Our time. SB Champs - 2009

The question is; did he decide on the movie AFTER he got a look at her?

Actually, I have a plan for that. It's happened to me before. So when I call her I tell her I'm in the Blue Chevelle. Uh, actually I was in the Red Torino. I do a drive-by, take a gander, and hit the freakin' road, Jack. LMAO.

Bring it, Marty B.

I like the whole instantly acting sick. Thats a very instinctive and believable action. Personally, I would have gone w/ a hotdog instead of the nachos. Also, I would try to pass a little gas before heading out just to turn it up a notch.

On football, I like your effort. I've seen you get owned too many times while blocking, but your arms are so damn long I dont think you can do anything about it. You're super dynamic w/ the ball but I think you can run a little tighter prior to catching a pass.

I'll give John Garrett a call

Marty B are you sure this isnt a story from your past? haha. I like the story none the less. Keep up the good work. GO COWBOYS

Marty B,

MoneyShot Bee Holla-ing!!!

Is that a Word??

Word!!!!

Cha ChinGGG!!!!

On a serious note, MoneyShot thinks he Bee in love with you Marty BEE!!!

Catch Ya bye KD's dancing Impala out in the Playah's lot!!

haha, nice opening post. I think I'm going to look forward to your blog updates MB80

Marty B, Welcome to COWBOYS Blogging!

Now to football. Let's be real Marty B. No T.O. next year and Roy on the 9 route ain't going to scare defenses up in there. Let me break it down for yah. What great white hope Garrett gonna do when NFL defenses who already laughing on NFL network, come in Big D house, stacked the line, shut down the run, double Witten? Thin 9 Route (Roy Williams) going to do anything?

http://www.nfl.com/videos click on "State of the Franchise" and tell me they wrong Dog!

Actually we have a plan for middle aged, pimple scarred, cheeseazzes that parade in polysester and drive Red Torinos. We just put on that "Poop Face" and hopefully he drives off. Most times we see him heading for the nearest KFC!

Make that click on "State of the Cowboys" Franchise at NFL Network. Tell me Warren Sapp and Charles Davis is wrong Dog!

You guys gonna have to step it up in there Dog! Tell Romo to get his head out of that Jessica Poon Tang in December and get his head in the game dog! This the Cowboys Team!

I would have hit it anyway, because I'm a real man. All women are beautiful in their own way. The mid-level looking girls are typically better in the sack anyways. Your friend probably missed out on some legit fun.

I'll say a prayer for your friend Mr. Bennett.....

I hope he only rots in hell for 4500 years, and then eventually makes Purgatory.......

Gig 'Em Marty B!

Bad boy for stranding her like that. Getting left would make me madder than anything else he could have said like "wow, you dont look like the same girl". When are all you boys going to learn looks count, but they aren't everything. At least stick it out for a little movie. Not like you have to look at her and actually talk the whole time.

Gig 'Em Marty B! Looking forward to this ! You had us always cracking up in Aggieland !

Bad boy for stranding her like that. Getting left would make me madder than anything else he could have said like "wow, you dont look like the same girl". When are all you boys going to learn looks count, but they aren't everything. At least stick it out for a little movie. Not like you have to look at her and actually talk the whole time.

Hey Marty can you tell us how your brother is going through the drafting process and any advice you have given him. Also where do you think he might end up, and tell us how it would be to play w/ him again?

Hey Marty can you tell us how your brother is going through the drafting process and any advice you have given him. Also where do you think he might end up, and tell us how it would be to play w/ him again?

sching sching sching sching no one better ever do that to me. Has anyone seen my cutting board? sching sching sching sching Ok I think this is sharp enough.. Have any of you seen my man MoneyShot

No offense man, but you sound like a silly @ss kid. I probably won't be intrested in many of you're posts. Sounds like you're havin a good time this offseason nuthin wrong with that, STAY OUT OF TROUBLE PLEASE. Alot of us Cowboys Fans (including myself) think you could be a great player for us for a long time. We Know You're workin hard. keep it up.

haha that's cold marty b. just stay and watch the movie. lookin forward to next season. got big hopes for ya.

Great hire getting this idiot to blog on your website. This knuckelhead has no clue what it takes to be a professional. Who cares about your stupid friend or you. Jerry is paying you a lot of money to play football. Do me a favor and grow up.

No offense also man,

But do you like paper airplanes? I do. Marty, do you also like long walks on the beach? And is your favorite color Yellow? Mine is. I like butterflies and daffodills too my big man! And Lemon Chiffon. Or Merengue.

Marty B gets an A+ on how to make a blog post. F- on how to treat the ladies.

I used to treat women like that. Now I carry around a certain body part " high and tight "

Hahahaha nice first post Marty B! Look forward to more entertaining posts.

Well nothing wrong with just finishing the date and saying you're not feeling it, take her home and leaving it at that. Remember every ugly female has a few hot friends, and that may serve you well later, because you know they talk.
Remember it's only funny if it doesn't happen to you. You ditch a woman many more find out real fast, and then all of a sudden your options start use you. Good post, at least your real about how you are and no one can fault you for that. I look forward to more post and great new season.

Lighten up jim novak, its the off season.

All I did was change to color of my wig, and that jerk ditched me at the movies.

Calven Whatkins, WTF is your problem? Tellus likes to have fun, but I assure you he is a hard worker. It's friggin' April 2nd. I'm sure he has enough down time to write a blog, and it isn't going to affect the way he plays one iota. Grow a sense of humor.

Keep it up, Tellus, and Gig'em!

This is the most immature thing I have ever read. It wasn't funny. Just sad.

Marty...You have already embarrassed Cowboy fans once (twice if you count this blog). Please stop being such a punk.

Now put your helmet on and tuck your freakin shirt in.

best part of the story is when you reveal that they were actually going to see "he's not that into you".

Marty B,
Welcome to the blog. This is cool and all and I don't object.

However, in addition to being real, I think most of us would like it if you talked about football. What are you doing to make yourself better? What kind of training and conditioning programs are you doing? What areas of your game would you like to improve? What steps have you taken to improve them? Have you seen improvement?

P.S. Tell Crayton to shut his mouth until he can prove it on the field. He lost us the playoff game versus the Giants the year we whooped them two times.

You, like to many pro athletes, are a jerk.

I don't know if I would've done the same, but that sh*t would be funny to hear. It takes more balls to do what he did than to just tell her the truth....funny stuff!!!!!

My last boyfriend ditched me at the movies also.
I ditched my last husband, he is happier without me. Is anyone else on the team or some other team looking for a new girlfriend. The Real Distraction is ME.....

Marty B,

Preciate you doin this blog, just keep in mind it's going to be alot of haters running around here...It would be nice to hear you talk about football sometime but honestly, judging by how well you played as a rookie nobody has any reason to doubt what you can do on the field.

I'll listen to whatever you gotta talk about, I'm sure this only takes up 2 minutes of your day, just don't pay no attn to half of these comments because it's always somebody trying to talk down.

Sounds like most of you boys suffer from....
...( L.P. Syndrum )....Your friend had a chance to empress this lady & ( ALL HER FRIENDS ) at this bar...Girls always talk about guys at the bar over drinks about how good or bad they are..He should of left her with stories of multipuls to tell her friends....Then when he goes back they will stand in line to take him home...Good looks & money will only get you so far...Now days they'll put him on the internet with his picture & a bad rap sheet & he'll never get laid again....LOL, boys will be boys....
.....Magic Man....diehard sence 61'

Sad that an opportunity to talk about Football is wasted on this kind of crud. I'd love to hear about his transition to the pros. Differences from the college game, and changes with an even bigger spotlight on you, but what do we get in this first post- lockerroom antics- DMN's sports editor should be looking for content not reinforcing every negative about how these privileged athletes (and their friends) treat people. Marty B this is pretty close to Sean Avery stuff.This was a MISSED OPPORTUNITY

I would have punched her in the face when I saw how ugly she was.

April fool's joke right? They could've have given Aquaman his own blog? Right?

Marty B,

High and tight....high and tight damn it .....high and tight how many times do i have to tell you????? igh and tight.....

just figured you missed hearing that since coach garrett didnt drop that on you monday!!!!

April fool's joke right? They could'nt have given Aquaman his own blog? Right?

Martellus,
bro, i think you have a lot of maturing to do. i can't fault you for that, because you're a young guy, but I hope your head is where it needs to be during the season. im giving you the benefit of the doubt because you produced last year, and honestly, i think you have the talent to be better than witten. Your raw ability is scary. I hope you have great work ethic, and put all of the other stuff aside when it comes to football. I'm a HUGE fan of the Boys, and i'm pulling for you bro. good luck this year and I hope you prove me right and become the next Antonio Gates.
One.

You're a tool.

I don't see anything funny here at all. A grown-up man would have sat through the movie and completed the date. If the question arose about another date, he could then choose to say that he does not see a future in the relationship - or, some other excuse that leaves no question.

Sorry, Marty. But, your friend is a childish ***hole for doing that to that woman. I also must say that I am not at all impressed with your Marty B solution either.

Hopefully, your football game is more develped than your social game.

Last thing. This is a sports section. Although, I believe that the DMN doesn't care. I realize that you are young and enjoying the money and the attention. There is also no doubt that you played well last year. Good job!

But, I think you really need to take a look at yourself and how you are coming across in this and other blogs that you do. Is this really the Marty B that you want to be known for?

Essentially, you have admitted appearance is all that really matters to you; if the girl doesn't look "as good as you remember", then you'll fake sickness to go home? Pathetic. I find nothing "entertaining" about your disrespectful attitude toward women, and see no reason why I should regard you as any sort of authority on the matter. So you want to "...speak my mind and entertain the fans...", eh? You could entertain me more by practicing hard and being a better teammate (than the one we saw on Hard Knocks) than by giving me selfish, moronic dating advice. Here's a tip for all the "ladies" Mr. Bennett addressed: don't date Martellus Bennett. There are level-headed, caring men out there who will respect you rather than judge you as an object.

I ask for an oral and that solves everything.

And as for most of the rest of you, stop calling him "bro'" and "dude". This man is clearly a juvenile miscreant. Stop granting him the honor of calling him by cute nicknames that imply endearment.

People are too concerned with the social contract that society has up take part in. If a girl is ugly and you don't feel like dating her than sympathy should not get in the way, rather, truth should be the only action. Tell her to her face, in the long run, it will help her out, and maybe motivate her to look decent.
And SmarterThanMartellus seems to an overwhelming desire to help any and everyone, which seems nothing short of moronic. Let women and men be as they are, which is by rule stupid.

I got a question for you Marty B. Are you intrested in Jersey sales. You know parents buy those Jerseys for thier kids. Wouldn't it be cool if when you start getting great numbers and contributing more to the team a bunch of kids wanted to wear yuo're jersey. I have to tell you if my kid comes up to me and wants to get a Bennet Jersey I'm going to thing about this Marty B post and tell him no. You sound like exactly the kind of person Charles Barkley was talking bout when he said Athletes are not Role Models.
GROW UP!!!! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE GOLDEN RULE?

MartyB,
Tell DessieB he still can't hold his liquor, I put it on him!!!! ...And when ya'll really get ready to lay something on a fire trak 4real$....hit cha boy... I'm looking forward to the upcoming season, Best Wishes.

Hey MartyB- YOU ARE A TRIP! This is going to be a fun blog to read. Not to knock Kevin or anything....he is a great guy, but this will definitely be different :-) I am not sure if you remember or even read these comments (probably not) but I talked to you a little at the Redskins/Dallas game in DC. We had field passes and I was one of the few women on the field decked in cowboy gear and my big straw Cowboy hat! You were signing autographs by the locker room. Very cool. Anyway- have a great year and let's go to the Superbowl this year!! Have fun blogging!!!

Marty B-

Thanks for doing the blog. I am very excited about what a 2 TE / 2 RB set will do with yourself and JW, Felix/MBIII or T. Choice. One thing I want you to cover on one of your blogs is the TE's responsibility to block and be a quasi-offensive lineman. How do you look at the Role of a TE in the new era?

thats why you gotta carry a flask. knock back a couple drinks and BAM! shes at least a 7/8 again. then you can sit there and enjoy your movie and not be a tool.

this blog is going to be genius. I wasn't expecting it to be that funny. TroyDCFAN got it right. Leave the movie...go get hammered and come back, then you haven't wasted all that money.

If she wuznt 2 2 bad I wooda takenr back to the shack and screwedr brains out! Maykr scream!!!
FOL (F--- out loud!)
Sumtyms ya gotta take one fer the team!

Bet her luk nex tyme Marty!!!

Hears 2 a grate yeer!!!

I really can spell, I'm just f--kin with ya!!

Unbelievable!

I'm not ashamed of Martellus, but rather some of you so-called fans who obviously have no sense of humor!!! Good Lord people...It's a BLOG!!! And, a pretty funny one at that!

So what, Martellus made a post about dating (which, by the way was absolutely hilarious to anyone with a pulse) and he's getting slammed for it? There was nothing vulgar or obscene in the slightest, just a funny story followed by an even funnier scenario.

Some of you really need to remove the stick from your rear-end...

Love the Blog Martellus, and more importantly, I love what you've done on the field so far to help our team. I look forward to both reading this blog and watching you become one of the most dominant forces on our team!

GO COWBOYS!!!

Hey i know bigdaddy and you're no 7ftr!!

Wow what a joke this is. This current group of Cowboys and I guess players in general in the NFL today just don't GET IT. Anything and everything you write, say, YouTube, Twitter all reflects back on the Cowboys organization and its fans.

Why did you even agree to do this blog? For fame right? Perhaps some endorsements? How about this: shut up, work out, respect YOUR fans and wins games. What you do on your own time is fine, just don't make it public.

come on now marty b- this was your first blog? what a joke! i mean, this is weak brah, talkin about your "friend?" we all know that was really YOU at the movies with that coyote of a date that you thought was a fox! lay off the grey goose bro or have someone clarify a girls looks before you agree to a date!... ill be checkin back soon, you better come with some heat next time, i dont wanna see anymore of this dear abby garbage anymore!

Martellus, Why do you not spend more time trying to earn Jerrys money.
OH! one more Q who wrote the blog for you.
YOU would be football player fool!
ChEE chEEEE!!

haha, nice try da legend but we all know that the friend Marty B was referring to was Tony Romo not Marty himself. Dat boy Tony showed up to the movies to meet Jessica and he was like "dang lady what happened to you? you singing country now i know but you didnt have to turn into a chubster." Then to make matters worse Tony fumbled her soda all over the floor and then choked on his popcorn right before the most important part of the movie!... Nice blog Marty, thanks for the update on Tony

How about next time making the second date just a simple date for coffee. It seems not only crude / rude to treat any lady the way your partner and your plan would treat a lady. Hope your football decisions are a bit more sane. Don't be hating...

For actually going to the movie with her, I would continued to pretend like I was intersted in her all the way to the Marriot. Handled my biz and stopped communicating with her. Sounds cruel, but its part of being a man. Appreciate you holding down the blog and we look forward to watching you make plays, hopefully in the postseason.

Just catch the ball, Martellus...just catch the ball.

According to "bigdaddy7ftr", I should give Bennett a pass on being a jerk and somehow manage to find his disrespect of women entertaining, and all because "it's a BLOG people"! So your logic, "dad", is what exactly? That communicating something on-line (as opposed to on paper, or verbally, or via audio) exempts the author from criticism? Further, "dad" asserts that ANY sane humane being would be amused by the innane drivel of ignoramous Bennett and his disrespect for women. That's not much different from Bennett's idiotic assumption that "we all have experienced" such assinine dating scenarios. Of course, "dad" ends his comments by making out with Bennett's posterior, as so many others inexplicably do. "Dad" will be one of many cult followers of Bennett I'm guessing, enabling his idiocy for the duration of his career with the Cowboys. Charrrming.

HB
You Be big imbecile
You ignorant fool! hahaha!!!

Wow.... think your number is higher than your IQ. Can't believe DMN will stoop to this immature fool "blogging". Right out of the shoot, you want to degrade women as your first topic. Very nice.

What an idiot.

Like the nacho idea but the "leaving and texting" part is too much work.

Instead, let the nachos do the job on the back end--blast her out with some nasty farts and make her leave the theater. Then you get to chill and watch the movie and fart in peace.

Tell your "friend" (wink, wink...Marty) to next time take a pic on his camera so he can see if it's worth taking out in public.

Wear the Star proud Marty! No ugs!

Thank you.

Dude you have a child's mind. This is what a stupid 10th grader would do, but not a real man.
Here are some points:
1. If you are a true gentleman, and you really care about dating (as in finding a future wife), then looks are not the only thing you have to look for, humans have other qualities, not only sex appeal.
2. If you pick your girls in a bar while drunk, then you must be stupid.
3. Once you decided to go to the movies, the view the whole movie, you can be a nice guys and keep up a conversation, then at the end tell her that you don't think the relationship is going to work out, and excuse yourself. Leaving without even telling her, or leaving before the movie is over, it's just stupid, wrong and childish.

Sorry Marty, I expected more from you. You need to grow up, leave the stupid behavior to stupid people.

Marty B your friend messed up. He should have brought a flask with him to the movies and by the time the movie was over she would have been looking right again although she might have had to drive on the way home.

Bro im looking forward to reading your blog all season long. Your a funny dude way funnier then that fake ass Chris Cooley.

Welcome Marty B. ignore the trolls and haters.
Definitely have a reason to check out the insider again

Oh and best TE tandem in the NFL!

Marty-B,

Someone needs to set your Dog up, Patrick Crayton with one of those movie girls. He spends to much time yapping in the press like on the Galloway show yesterday.

Tell that dude to either step up and play on the field or shut his big ole' trap!

Get Ready for Some Football and go Win this year!

Dang Marty-B from these posts it looks like you should have picked anther blog topic. What do you think? Lmfho

OMG! I can't believe you guys! LOL! I think both choices are bad. Why so shallow that you can't stand to be with someone you think is unattractive or just not "as attractive" as you thought in a dark theater for a couple of hours. I have been in similar situations where the dude was either really jacked or just an absolute ass. In either position, I'd just do the movie, minimize small talk and when the movie ended- thank him for the show and leave. Of course, we'd never speak again, but there's no reason to be that rude about it. LMAO! It's crazy!

The texting and coming back beats the heck out of posting drunk stuff on you tube and it costing you a paycheck....I would suggest to stick with this blog a bit more than drunken video....paychecks are going to last only so long before your career ends...and brother, as a season ticket holder of 20 years, I hope your career is as good and long here as you can make it....Peace!

The texting and coming back beats the heck out of posting drunk stuff on you tube and it costing you a paycheck....I would suggest to stick with this blog a bit more than drunken video....paychecks are going to last only so long before your career ends...and brother, as a season ticket holder of 20 years, I hope your career is as good and long here as you can make it....Peace!

Well...

It seems I ruffled a few feathers on here with my last post...If the shoe (or should I say stick) fits, then I guess it's understandable.

Look, for all of you "holier-than-thou" Cowboys fans out there who are so worried about the message that this blog is sending to your children, here's a bit of advice...Try parenting them yourselves and see if that helps. My children watch the Cowboys games with me, but they don't read blogs or surf the internet without my permission. So, why would I (or any parent) be so concerned about something so harmless as this anecdotal story?

As for SmarterthanMartellus, I don't blame you for wanting to defend your position; since you obviously signed up with a brand new account just to pass along your two-cents about how juvenile Martellus Bennett is. But taking pot shots at me for pointing out the obvious isn't helping you deal with your own issues whatsoever. My advice to you...Let it go! If this sort of commentary and entertainment isn't for you, then don't read it! For someone with the word "smarter" in there user name, you sure aren't exhibiting a whole lot of common sense...

Once Again...

GO COWBOYS!!!

Funny stuff Marty. Looking forward to reading your posts.

You should have just CUT A HUGE NACHO FART and left It for her as you were going off to the bathroom.

Go Marty.

Good job BIGDADDY7FTR! :) In the form of a true intellectual coward, you completely side-stepped the points I made, and resorted to ad-hominem attacks. Let me guess: you're a liberal, right? Thought so, I recognize the strategery! Here's some of your own logic for you to chew on: if YOU don't like MY posts, DON'T READ THEM! The fact that you continue to do so indicates (a) that I have indeed ruffled some feathers, and (b) that you have what you might call "issues". But then, what can we expect from someone who so badly needs emotional reassurance that he names himself "bigdaddy". HAHAHAHAHA!!!

It's amazing how these people go to college and never learn how to properly use punctuation.

Funny stuff, but did you pay attention in English 101?

I was referring to the blog about girls farting. This blog isn't as bad.

Just sit through the movie say thanks and goodnight and go your separate ways. This is the gentleman's way. When I was a kid I probably would've done one of those funny scenarios...

You and your team are a joke. Not nearly as good as y'all would like to believe. Too bad she didn't fart. This is a waste of web space.

Sorry for the late response SmarterthanMartellus, but I thought this whole conversation was over by now.

Anyhow, where to start? Hmmm...Well for one, I didn't mean to side step any points you made, I guess I just didn't realize that you actually made any points in your first post.

Let me go back and double check real quick...

Alright, I'm back....And nope, I didn't find anything ground breaking there at all. Aside from the fact that you first judged Martellus as being both a "jerk" and an "ignoramus", all because he posted a humorous entry on his blog.

Let me guess...You must be the type of person who goes to see a raunchy stand up comedy act, and then complains about the material afterward, right? I mean, that must be it since you apparently enjoy reading this blog, yet you appear to have absolutely nothing positive to say about it.

Look, I have no idea if you're just some sadist that loves reading material that clearly isn't suited for him, but you certainly have a lot of posts on this blog for a guy who claims to be so repulsed by what's being written. As a matter of fact, I noticed you seem to have a general contempt for Martellus from the tone of your posts since the very start, so why did you even click on his blog to begin with?

But I digress...I don't really have the time, nor the desire to sit here and psycho-analyze you all night long. But I will say that for someone who likes to dig for meanings to something so insignificant as a username, you certainly didn't think yours through very well...Labeling yourself as smarter than someone you called an "ignoramus" sure doesn't say a whole hell of a lot about you, now does it?

And as far as your assumption that I "must be a liberal"...Well pal, you just can't win for losing can ya? (Ron Paul 08')

Anyhow, it's been fun chatting with you SmarterthanMartellus...But I'm off to go argue with SmarterthanShaq about how Kobe shouldn't be off limits in impromptu rap songs.

Take care!

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL MR ROMO THAT NO COWBOY QUARTERBACK EVER HAD HIS HAT BACKWARD'S.
PLEASE TELL HIM HE IS A BONIFIED DALLAS COWBOY
QUARTERBACK ASK HIM TO FOLLOW THE TRADITION OF
THE CLASS OF NFL STARTING QUARTEBACK'S.

TONY WE LOVE YOU PLEASE TURN YOUR HAT TO
THE FRONT................HAVE GREAT SEASON
YOUR HAT DID-NOT WORK LAST YEAR TURN IT AND
YOU WILL WIN.............