When you plow into the side of an apartment at 3 o'clock in the morning, then flee the scene of the accident because you "needed to go home and go to bed," which, frankly, is where just about anyone should be headed at 3 a.m., it's hard for police to overlook your indiscretion. Especially if you were text-messaging while driving. And Lord knows what else you'd been up to. Texas' Sergio Kindle, the Woodrow Wilson...